Shea Stadium Guard with Two Right Hands

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As seen in this photograph from the New York Times, apparently a clubhouse guard has two right hands. Seems the Grey Lady is encroaching on the Enquirer’s territory.

And as a side note, this makes the guard literally ambidextrous.

One Response to “Shea Stadium Guard with Two Right Hands”

  1. Orin December 25, 2007 at 1:14 am Permalink

    As an ambidextrous individual, I have always hated the term for exactly the reason you pointed out. My left hand is my *left* hand, not my right hand. =P